Since this is my millionth attempt at keeping a blog, readers if any would excuse me if in the first post, I get past some key questions rather uncourteously and in a hurry. I'm just bored, trying to find a million different reasons.
Why?
-This is just an outlet for me to share mah feelings and all mah thoughts blah blah boorrrrinng. I don't know why. Maybe I just want to see my name pop up in google when somebody searches for it. Or maybe I just want to make enough money to pay off my credit card bills, before the bank hires tough guys to break a few bones. Or maybe it truly is that boring first statement, an outlet to blow off some steam. (Before you say it, yes there might be an option D- All of the Above. But you'll never know, coz I won't tell!)
What?
-This is a blog. I put whatever I felt post-worthy at the moment. I'm no writer, but I will try and stick to the time tested tool of writing only what one has some knowledge about. Of course, since this goes against the grain of 'penning down one's thoughts' don't even think you can come in tell me -'You don't know shit!' and expect me to feel guilty!
When?
- I suppose this is in reference to how often. Well the truth is I really have no idea. As an when I find the time and inspiration would be as clear an answer as I can give at the moment.
How?
- Stupid question. Duuhh....!!
Where?
-See above....double duuhh..the blog is here j@ck@$$!!!
Who?
- Are you sure that's what you want to ask? Not another stupid question? Heh. I promise one of my next posts shall address that issue.
Disclaimer: I must warn you, when it comes to writing I've always blown hot/cold. Some days I suffer from verbal diarrohea to the extent, I can keep pounding the keys all day. (We'll talk about sensible prose sometime later OK? Verbal diarrohea in my case does not really translate to readable, sensible, enjoyable articles/stories). Somedays I have constipation. Not true writer's block, since I've never written enough to contract that accursed disease, but I'll just be too lazy to drag out my trusty laptop, hook it onto the net, and then go through all the mechanics- logging in, thinking of topics, editing, cut-copy-paste blech!!
P.S: The title of my post is a shameless rip-off from Dante Aligheri's 'Inferno'. If I remember correctly, this is the signboard posted above the gates of hell, as Dante journeys along with the Greek poet Virgil. In my opinion, these signboards need to be posted in a lot of other places (I'm sure each person has a different place in mind. Feel free to post them if you like. I would start with heh heh...Bangalore. I think Bangalore like any other urban city is a drug. It's got lots of things going against it, but like with drugs you end up saying 'It ain't so bad!!'. *sigh* We're doomed! We'll talk loads about Bangalore as seen through my un-sophisticated un-fashionable Southern Keralite eyes, but that is for a later time.
